Monday, July 25, 2005

Schlong time, no see

Okay.

We have pictures of the German phallus posted below. Real pictures, not fakey Artists' Conceptions pictures, so stop reading right now if you are at all "into" that sort of thing.

So, here it is, in its full approximately 20cm glory:


BBC story to go along with it.

Highlights:
Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.

"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints, explained Professor Nicholas Conard"

"It's highly polished,"


We just can't think of anything else to add here.

Well, okay, yes we can. But we won't.

Probably.

"I've found it at last!" Professor Conard ejaculated.