Monday, April 30, 2007

Jesus was 'robot from the future', claim archaeologists
Archaeologists from the University of Alabama have found amazing new evidence about the life of Jesus - or the JESUS 9000 as it is now known.

Dr Percy Pecker said: "We have found a tomb containing unusual electronics and metal parts. JESUS is actually an acronym, it stands for Jesus Electronic Stalinist Utilization System. A future communist state will build this robot and send it back in time to kill the real Jesus and replace him.

"This explains a number of the supposed miracles of Jesus, such as rising from the dead, walking on water, and making toast."

Funny, but they stole my "artist's conception" schtick: