I said I'd never eaten an egg salad sandwich and that you'd have to pay me $200 to eat an egg salad sandwich, so people gave me $200 and now I'm essentially obligated to eat an egg salad sandwich.
You'd have to give me $500 to eat an. . . .ummmm, nicely grilled brat with kraut, yellow mustard, and just a touch of onion. Because, um, I really hate that stuff. Ick.